Comedy Gold

So, i've been keeping a running tab on twitter for some time of great frogpants quotes. But I thought I'd just put them all in one lovely place.



Filmsack
Ep 88 9-15-11 "The Thing"
"Wheres black guy number 2?" @coverville @filmsack

Ep 51 11-4-10 "Waterworld"
"I can explain pastafarianism but that doesnt make it believable" @randydeluxe

Ep 24 "Labyrinth"
"Theres a guy behind him juggling david bowie's balls. and he keeps offering them to jennifer connoly" @extralife

The Morning Stream
Ep 135: 9-27-11
"It's a...brown drink...with sort of a...brownish flavor" @Coverville @morningstream

"It's kind of a cola drink. Further down the evolutionary line than mr. pibb or dr. pepper. It's the missing drink!" @Coverville

Ep 134: 9-26-11
"Dv? Denereal Visease." @extralife @morningstream Scott, it's actually daily value.
"Ya'll were fetuses!" @extralife @morningstream
"We had english, math, and bullshit. There's film-lit and videogame club and lesbians vice principles!" @extralife @morningstream

Ep 133: 9-22-11
"she canned about 12 bottles" - Scott
"Kindle me Baby" - Brian
"A lot of cartoonists go to cincinatti to die" @extralife @morningstream
"3.6 inches tall" - Scott [I dont think the gordon ramsey sex dwarf was 3.6 inches as @extralife reported. either he was 3 ft 6 in or you read his dick size not height]
"Over Jenky" - Scott
"I don't know if that's enough to twist your grandson's balls" @JustinRYoung @morningstream

Ep 131 9-19-11
"Is glee a comedy? I never laugh." @extralife

Ep 130 9-15-11
"Where is baltimore? maine? rhode island?" scott does geography! @extralife @morningstream
"We interrupt this news broadcast to bring you drinking orange soda!" @coverville @morningstream

Ep 127 9-12-11
"LET'S DO DARREL!" @extralife @bearbutt @morningstream
"I'm not a fly, I'm a flu!" @coverville @morningstream
"Chef Boyarde is like having a handful of raisins with pepper on it and calling it a hamburger" @extralife @morningstream

Ep 126 9-8-11
Not 50/50 @extralife ! @bearbutt was 2/3 because he was gone for labor day on @morningstream
No he was 1/2! @bearbutt wasnt there for monday @extralife ! scott does math... @morningstream

"Anecdotal evidence...is...story evidence" @extralife @morningstream

Ep 125 9-7-11
"We're gonna rob peter to pay paul and paul's a dick" @extralife @morningstream
Omg @morningstream "I do not like home..because my father tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf"
Thank you @morningstream for making me want to watch the room. That retarded man made my day. "I DID NOT HIT HER!"
Thanks @extralife for giving @bearbutt a free point. He went from 0/1 to 2/3 today!

Ep 124 9-6-11
"I lost 70 lbs! how? i cut off my leg" @morningstream - Fitness Geek
"Where do you place chaz bonos penis? it'd be really convenient if you put it on my knee. i'm a bono. thats where we have them" Brian
"Someone has finally brought weiners everywhere the beloved stageplay to the big screen based on w.e. By sapphire" @morningstream @coverville
Is "space junk" a technical term? @morningstream
Favorite @morningstream moment darrell pouts "I don't even have any birthdays" @bearbutt
Oh and @bearbutt said it was monday on @morningstream and it's tuesday. miss a day, get confused.

Ep 123 9-5-11
"Invent-ories" @extralife @morningstream "cyrus do the inventories when you're done in the ur-i-nul" @coverville
"Special effectitize...think it won for special effectitude" @extralife @filmsack

Ep 121 8-31-11
"Have you ever been out of Utah!?!" @Coverville to @extralife on @morningstream

Ep 116 8-23-11
"Kris christopherson has a face that smells like soup. And gene wilder has that meat smell" @extralife

Ep 111 8-11-11
"The food slot? that's what i have on my face!" @coverville @morningstream