So, i've been keeping a running tab on twitter for some time of great frogpants quotes. But I thought I'd just put them all in one lovely place.
Filmsack
Ep 88 9-15-11 "The Thing"
"Wheres black guy number 2?"
Ep 51 11-4-10 "Waterworld"
"I can explain pastafarianism but that doesnt make it believable"
Ep 24 "Labyrinth"
"Theres a guy behind him juggling david bowie's balls. and he keeps offering them to jennifer connoly"
The Morning StreamEp 135: 9-27-11
"It's a...brown drink...with sort of a...brownish flavor"
Ep 134: 9-26-11
"Dv? Denereal Visease." Scott, it's actually daily value.
"Ya'll were fetuses!"
"We had english, math, and bullshit. There's film-lit and videogame club and lesbians vice principles!"
Ep 133: 9-22-11"she canned about 12 bottles" - Scott
"Kindle me Baby" - Brian
"A lot of cartoonists go to cincinatti to die"
"3.6 inches tall" - Scott [I dont think the gordon ramsey sex dwarf was 3.6 inches as reported. either he was 3 ft 6 in or you read his dick size not height]
"Over Jenky" - Scott
"I don't know if that's enough to twist your grandson's balls"
Ep 131 9-19-11
"Is glee a comedy? I never laugh." @extralife
Ep 130 9-15-11
"Where is baltimore? maine? rhode island?" scott does geography!
"We interrupt this news broadcast to bring you drinking orange soda!"
Ep 127 9-12-11
"LET'S DO DARREL!"
"I'm not a fly, I'm a flu!"
"Chef Boyarde is like having a handful of raisins with pepper on it and calling it a hamburger"
Ep 126 9-8-11
Not 50/50 ! was 2/3 because he was gone for labor day on
No he was 1/2! wasnt there for monday ! scott does math...
"Anecdotal evidence...is...story evidence"
Ep 125 9-7-11
"We're gonna rob peter to pay paul and paul's a dick"
Omg "I do not like home..because my father tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf"
Thank you for making me want to watch the room. That retarded man made my day. "I DID NOT HIT HER!"
Thanks for giving a free point. He went from 0/1 to 2/3 today!
Ep 124 9-6-11
"I lost 70 lbs! how? i cut off my leg" - Fitness Geek
"Where do you place chaz bonos penis? it'd be really convenient if you put it on my knee. i'm a bono. thats where we have them" Brian
"Someone has finally brought weiners everywhere the beloved stageplay to the big screen based on w.e. By sapphire" @coverville
Is "space junk" a technical term?
Favorite moment darrell pouts "I don't even have any birthdays"
Oh and said it was monday on and it's tuesday. miss a day, get confused.
Ep 123 9-5-11
"Invent-ories" "cyrus do the inventories when you're done in the ur-i-nul"
"Special effectitize...think it won for special effectitude"
Ep 121 8-31-11
"Have you ever been out of Utah!?!" to on
Ep 116 8-23-11"Kris christopherson has a face that smells like soup. And gene wilder has that meat smell"
Ep 111 8-11-11
"The food slot? that's what i have on my face!"
