Friday, September 23, 2011

Comedy Gold

So, i've been keeping a running tab on twitter for some time of great frogpants quotes. But I thought I'd just put them all in one lovely place.



Filmsack
Ep 88 9-15-11 "The Thing"
"Wheres black guy number 2?"

Ep 51 11-4-10 "Waterworld"
"I can explain pastafarianism but that doesnt make it believable"

Ep 24 "Labyrinth"
"Theres a guy behind him juggling david bowie's balls. and he keeps offering them to jennifer connoly"

The Morning Stream
Ep 135: 9-27-11
"It's a...brown drink...with sort of a...brownish flavor"
"It's kind of a cola drink. Further down the evolutionary line than mr. pibb or dr. pepper. It's the missing drink!"


Ep 134: 9-26-11
"Dv? Denereal Visease." Scott, it's actually daily value.
"Ya'll were fetuses!"
"We had english, math, and bullshit. There's film-lit and videogame club and lesbians vice principles!"

Ep 133: 9-22-11
"she canned about 12 bottles" - Scott
"Kindle me Baby" - Brian
"A lot of cartoonists go to cincinatti to die"
"3.6 inches tall" - Scott [I dont think the gordon ramsey sex dwarf was 3.6 inches as reported. either he was 3 ft 6 in or you read his dick size not height]
"Over Jenky" - Scott
"I don't know if that's enough to twist your grandson's balls"

Ep 131 9-19-11
"Is glee a comedy? I never laugh." @extralife

Ep 130 9-15-11
"Where is baltimore? maine? rhode island?" scott does geography!
"We interrupt this news broadcast to bring you drinking orange soda!"

Ep 127 9-12-11
"LET'S DO DARREL!"
"I'm not a fly, I'm a flu!"
"Chef Boyarde is like having a handful of raisins with pepper on it and calling it a hamburger"

Ep 126 9-8-11
Not 50/50 ! was 2/3 because he was gone for labor day on
No he was 1/2! wasnt there for monday ! scott does math...

"Anecdotal evidence...is...story evidence"

Ep 125 9-7-11
"We're gonna rob peter to pay paul and paul's a dick"
Omg "I do not like home..because my father tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf"
Thank you for making me want to watch the room. That retarded man made my day. "I DID NOT HIT HER!"
Thanks for giving a free point. He went from 0/1 to 2/3 today!

Ep 124 9-6-11
"I lost 70 lbs! how? i cut off my leg" - Fitness Geek
"Where do you place chaz bonos penis? it'd be really convenient if you put it on my knee. i'm a bono. thats where we have them" Brian
"Someone has finally brought weiners everywhere the beloved stageplay to the big screen based on w.e. By sapphire" @coverville
Is "space junk" a technical term?
Favorite moment darrell pouts "I don't even have any birthdays"
Oh and said it was monday on and it's tuesday. miss a day, get confused.

Ep 123 9-5-11
"Invent-ories" "cyrus do the inventories when you're done in the ur-i-nul"
"Special effectitize...think it won for special effectitude"

Ep 121 8-31-11
"Have you ever been out of Utah!?!" to on

Ep 116 8-23-11
"Kris christopherson has a face that smells like soup. And gene wilder has that meat smell"

Ep 111 8-11-11
"The food slot? that's what i have on my face!"
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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Summer




Summer is finally here. I'm getting a week off from tomorrow night through Friday, and i'm taking that time to go home to the family and see them.





Final tallies on Spring Semester:

Performing Lit A
Intro to Theatre B
Spanish 2001 B
Film B
HPS B

So...I passed everything! Yay! Made it through the semester! Now i've got a year left at this.

I changed my concentration to Performance Studies because i'll be able to graduate faster.

I started my internship at Cumulus Atlanta, Q100.
I'll take stagecraft come June.
All in all it's shaping up to be a busy summer.


Excited to see what's ahead,
Marli
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Friday, January 7, 2011

New Year, New Hair, New Me


So I started 2011 off with a bang. I dyed my hair. You say, well that's not that weird, but for about 98% of my life i've been blonde. I took a brief stint as a redhead before which turned out disastrous and turned me into a brunette (which I am not). This time I put my trust in my friend Aliya, and it turned out wonderful, though.

My new obsession with cooking continues as I made up my own recipee for teriyaki chicken, and it actually turned out really freaking awesome. Tonight boyfriend and I are gonna make a stab at tempura and sushi. Pray for us that we don't burn ourselves or end up with food poisoning.

School starts on Monday. I don't want to go, not even a little bit. I know it'll be good for me. I know I should. It doesn't matter, I don't want to do it. I've enjoyed my break so much, and I dread going back. I'm so terrified that I'll do poorly this semester (as that seems to be the trend since coming to ksu that I can't do well) and lose hope. And i'm not losing hope. If I lose hope that means I have to take out loans or go home, neither of which I really want to do, but one or the other will have to be done.

Still debating unifides. I need to debate quicker as the deadline is fast approaching. Still need to figure out what i'm doing for my birthday...but it's really difficult to decide when A. I have no idea how many people will feel like showing up that day B. I want to have a good time. C. I need it to be somewhere people under 21 can get in so that Tina and Katie can come. D. most people won't show up if they can't drink. E. I don't want various groups from my life to come and me not be able to talk to them. F. I want it to be enjoyable for everyone, but mostly me because hey, it's my damn birthday.

Still debating making my own cake as well. I'd love to have it made, but I don't have the money...so....probably making my own. Debating the idea of cupcakes. Again, problem with not knowing how many people will be there. Aliya showed me a good, cheap fondant recipee so I may go with that and attempt my own cake. If I knew it wouldn't turn out horribly ugly then i'd be gung ho to do it myself. Oh well, guess we'll see.

Thanks to anyone who reads my ramblings.
Marli
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